I Can't Go To Bed....

[barry1010]

Unless the kitchen is tidy.  If there were a mountain of washing up to face I wouldn't get out of bed.

My wife can't go to bed unless she's checked the doors and windows.

What night time routine do you have?

[1ozzy]

Yawn, have a scratch, a pee, break wind, take my clothes off, click the light off.

Oh, turn my phone off and put it on charge before I click the light switch.