Surely He'd Be Bonkers To Try And Cheat At Conkers.

[sandyRoe]

If the allegations are true one could ask what depths would people sink to in order to win?

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/oct/14/cheating-alleged-after-mens-world-conker-champion-found-with-steel-chestnut

[douglas9401]

This kind of thing needs to be ironed out. Just nuts.

[davebro3]

I thought you would take your own conker but it seems you select a pre-prepared one at random - who knew?

[Khandro]

The man's a cad, an utter bounder !

[New Judge]

"But the 82-year-old was found to have a metal replica in his pocket when he was searched by organisers after his victory."

I wonder why he was searched. Routine, perhaps?

[davebro3]

probably tested for drugs too...

[Old_Geezer]

David eh ?

I was sure he'd be a William.

[sandyRoe]

If he wasn't so old I'd suggest that the victims of his cheating beat him with conkers until he sees the error of his ways.

As has been said earlier, he's a cad, a bounder, a bad hat