Obsession

[Patsy33]

My partner is leaving me, because of my obsession with horse racing.

She’s at the gate, and…. She’s off.

[Tilly2]

Whoa! Steady on.

[Ken4155]

She won't be gone fur long.

[Patsy33]

I thought we had a stable relationship..

[Hazlinny]

Give her free rein to do what she wants. 🐎

[Ken4155]

All a bit tacky, if you ask me - there's 2 puns for you.

[Patsy33]

Oh Ken, you would stirrup this thread!

[Canary42]

I hope she acts her dress age

[Ken4155]

Patsy, i can't help the way i am. I'm saddled with it.

[gulliver1]

Should have tightened her girth strap or found a new bit.

[Ken4155]

Did she leave in a hoof?

 

[10ClarionSt]

Probably a blinkered relationship.

[Ken4155]

Many relationships wither and die.

[Patsy33]

I thought we could go the distance...

[bluejay35]

That`s a little tacky