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I went to the doctor today because I was depressed over finishing crosswords too quickly
He told me not to get 2 down.
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Bono rang me the other day to wish me a happy New Year!
I said thanks, same to U2!
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I think my neighbour may be stalking me, she was googling my name last night on her computer...
I saw it clearly through my binoculars!
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I confused my Scottish GP this morning when I told him I had knee problems.
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Lots of tears going into school today, luckily I stopped by the time my pupils turned up.
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My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of the stuff! It's enough to make a mango crazy.
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BREAKING NEWS:
Local man has created reverse origami.
More on this story as it unfolds.
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