I work at a college and recently they had electric door openers fitted to most of the fire doors so the disabled and the wheel chair bound can press a button on the wall and the doors open for them.
Rather than open the door myself I use the button.
I've worked there for 10 years because I can't be arsed to get a proper job. I'd probably have to do actual work anywhere else.
its an expensive way to relize the full extent of my lazyness!!but at least an attempt to shift the fatness...which it has my boyfriends looking much better for it!!!!lol