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[eddy23]

I NEED A GIRL

[andy hughes]

Well, if your personal manners are the same as your internet ones, you are going to wait a while! take a deep breath, think what question you want to ask, drop the capitals, and post it - you'll probably get some results.

[seanoo]

you need therapy first!

[TommyC]

HMMmm.. And I need 10 million in the bank, and retirement to Bermuda. Life's like that. Get over it.

[PurplePixie]

Go to a nightclub & shout that out...should work a treat...

[Raydude]

1- get off the pc..but b4 u do 2- have a shower 3- shi* shower shave (if u r old enuff) 4- wear some cool clothes jeans, white shirt, jeans and black button up shirt 5- dont forget hair gel and aftershave 6- go to the nearest nighclub and pose, speak to a nice lady... actually drop all that stuff...4-6 and the rest will follow! go to a slasa bar with steps

[Raydude]

whooops something odd happened! 1- get off the pc..but b4 u do 2- have a shower 3- shi* shower shave (if u r old enuff) 4- wear some cool clothes jeans, white shirt, jeans and black button up shirt 5- dont forget hair gel and aftershave 6- go to the nearest nighclub and pose, speak to a nice lady... actually drop all that stuff- >go to a slasa bar with steps 4-6 and the rest will follow! dont be shy! Raydude Thurs 05/08/04

[bernardo]

You haven't explained what you need a girl for. Medical experiments? Artistic modelling? Teaching yourself Mongolian in small discussion groups? Or to teach you to use the "caps lock" key properly?

[smudge]

Try again, maybe with the heading: 'I'd like to have a nice girlfriend - how do I go about it?' Having said that, if you go out of your way to find one, it may not happen. Let it happen naturally & let fate take its course!

[JFK]

Become bisexual, hey presto you've doubled your chances of finding the perfect partner. Failing that there's always prostitution, although that can get expensive over a sustained period of time.