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Wake up after a lovely long sleep (never sleep so well as when i'm at my parents back in the country).
Sneak out in freezing cold in jimjams for crafty cig behind greenhouse, get sprayed liberally with air freshener by mum, ask for a nagging reprieve as it's Christmas. Usually have a hug as mum says how much she�s not in the mood for Christmas.
Cuddle cats, make tea then crash on parents bed while we open our stockings, parents cottoned on a while a go they should get them too!
Get up, brekkie, put fire on (well try and give up!) then open prezzies. Call from brother who was b*ggered off somewhere better.
Help mum with dinner stress as she gets ratty, put carols from Kings on to chill her out, noggin of sherry or two ;). Play marriage guidance counsellor to parents i.e. act as go between.
Have dinner then watch TOTP Christmas Special then out to my aunts. Play with little cousins, exchange prezzies, have a fab buffet. Get quite tipsy as uncle keeps filling up wine glass. Lots of sneaking out the back door for a crafty cig!
Home and out for a walk round the village with mum, preferably in the snow avoiding scallies with snowballs. Watch a film, dad usually brings a projector home so watch it cinema style, with a whiskey and ginger or vodka lemonade and lime and some treat snacks :)