Neighbour knicknames

[Athley]

Following on from the jogging sausage dog man and the garden pi**ers - have you got neighbours who you've never spoken to but only know them by the knicknames you've given them?

:o)

[littleone85]

there was a customer in a place i used to work in when i left school that we called 'the **** man' (mean, but we were young), named because he used to walk in every weekend, hobbling in (like he was squeezing his bum cheeks together) and he smelled really badly of well....****. the typical usage of his name was 'you serve him, its the **** man, i did it last week....'
Also there was a guy we called wolverine because he had really wild hair!

[makemesmile]

I used to work for a Ford garage, and (I'm ashamed to say it) but Motability customers were referred to as 'drag-foots'

[daisy48]

We've got Hyacinth Bucket,she's exactly like the one on TV and rules her hubby. Then there's " Pete crumpet" a divorcee alway's bringing different women home. " Sheila poodle style" Her hair's all fluffy and "Tom the Jones" as he think he is! :-))

[Athley]

makemesmile - go and stand in the corner for being naughty!!!

[makemesmile]

sorry (big blushes)

[stormcat]

I have Mr Rub... I know what your thinking but it's his number plate. Mabel high, hair horn rim...it's the Far Side style glasses and she is about 150! Mrs Bucket and Mr ruff self explanatory and Mr 2 teeth again self explanatory!