God Bless Ya Jade.....

[beryllium]

Eskimos lmao.... she asked why do we never see a boatload of 'em coming 'ere? why aren't they icicles?
Cos' they're Eskimos Jade!!! or Inuit... but I guess tht would confuse her even more....
Anyone just watched/caught BB?

[poppy_x]

yeaah lol bless her...




quality!!!
xx

[Athley]

Good point though - how do the Inuit race deal with their dead?

[Athley]

Oh - hang on a minute they may be giving the answers after the ad break - think it may become extremely obvious why Jade and Jack are a couple!!!!

[beryllium]

OMG!!! ' wot are emmbriobles'....

speaking if Inuit... I was just looking at Eskimos to see what they did with their dead and found this most strange site.....

http://www.godulike.co.uk/faiths.php?chapter=4 &subject=intro

There's even a religion called Dogon... sorry..... cant heeeellp it.... LOL.....

[FoxLee]

Weren't Big Brother wonderful? When they gave the answers to their questions to Jade and Jack, the words just floated over their heads, they looked so bewildered, bless them.

[almcd007]

Jack and Jade obviously have a lot in common or very little if you count between the ears !

These people are sodding mothers and fathers - what hope do the kids have when he doesn't know what "emvrioles" are !?!?!

Look at Jackiey - Look at Jade and then at Jack - they all deserve each other !

Imagine a game of scrabble in their house or trivial pursuit - or even hangman - it could be a long drawn out affair !

[Pippa68]

It actually makes you want to weep, doesn't it?

[Redbel]

LOL Pippa...weep.....I'd like to hit the bullying little nobody over the head with an Eskimos boot.... grrrr
When she first appeard on BB yeah, she was the dumb Jade.....OK it was reported that she's worth 8million... and then reported she never talks about money on CBB...doesn't matter.....she has changed......she thinks she better than anyone else.....and that Daniella....don't even get me started on her......and she's from my hometown..... Think H summed it up in the diary room...she looks up to Jade.......OMG.....sorry beryllium..rant over..lol

[Pippa68]

God...anyone who looks up to the likes of Jade Goody is beyond help!

Jade may well have 'done good' and made loads of money but in my opinion she is a prime example of our education systems failures :o(

If any of my children took her as an example as to how to get on in life I will shoot myself!!!!

[galltin]

I don't believe for one minute that Jade is as thick as she makes out. She realised a long time ago that she got laughs for appearing dim in her BB appearance a few years ago (East Angular etc.) so now she trots it out whenever she's on TV. When she's in a temper and starts laying down the law she suddenly becomes articulate!
Why don't Eskimos become ice cubes? Nobody is that thick.

Well , maybe Jack...............

[FoxLee]

Being articulate is not the same as having a good general knowledge - when Jade is having a row with someone, she knows exactly what points she wants to make and how to express them. One good thing in her favour is that she does realize how bad her general knowledge is and seems to want to learn things e.g. her request for a book on Eskimos. I wonder if there are any Eskimos out there who would be prepared to give Jade ten minutes of their time to instruct her in Eskimo life???

[beryllium]

oh thank you!!! for the giggles :-) Jackie isn't alone in who she is.... my flat backed onto the notorious Aylesbury estate, now being demolished (known as social cleansing)? and peops like Jackie came 2 a penny..... but I liked it there... :-)
Dearest Jack, I can't work the boy out.... surely no one is that stoopid? and their body language? Jade and him? what is that all about?
Any one taking bets on how long that relationship lasts once this is over?.....
Still, I spose I should be watching the poker really lol....

[beryllium]

hmmmm.... Jades new programme? Jade and the Eskimos.... I'd watch it!!!

[Miss Inquiry]

I'm with you Galltin, she is totally playing up to the cameras. How many media sites have mentioned it today gaining her more publicity? I woke up it was mentioned on GMTV, Radio 1, my local radio station, people in work have mentioned it, she is playing the media game!

Jackie faces a dimella, she appears to really be dat fik.

[galltin]

LOL Miss Inquiry!