Eskimo...

[Beagle2000]

An Eskimo is driving to a meeting and his car breaks down. After phoning the Alaskan AA he waits for a few minutes and the bloke turns up. The Eskimo stands shivering and looking at his watch as the AA man inspects the car. After a few minutes the mechanic turns to the Eskimo and announces "I'm sorry sir, it would appear that you've blown a seal"

"I F***in haven't" says the Eskimo, "That's FROST on my moustache"

[smudge]

Nice one!