I don't know where the Whiffster is but I will go look down the sofa... I often find things pop up there. Failiing that, when I'm at Waterloo I'll pop in to the lost and found and ask.
Well speaking as someone who regularly describes herself as an obese monkey of a female version of Shrek I think Whiffey can be whatever he/she likes... as long as it's not an obese monkey... I am the only obese monkey in the village.