Did you lot know about Den and Kate all along?

[beale]

Why did no one tell me?

[Doolallygirl]

Yup, sorry, I tried and failed!

[bernardo]

I knew about it from the point where they revealed themselves as a couple at the end of the episode in which they revealed themselves a few weeks ago (just before she had her hair chopped up). I didn't tell you because I thought you knew along with the rest of us.

[beale]

No, I didn't find out until the following week. I feel like such a fool.

[jenky]

too busy running the chippy, eh Beale? you should take time out to see what's happening around you or you'll miss out on so much

[Doolallygirl]

Oh and while we are here, that bird you now fancy is still married and her husband is disabled. Just to let you know!

[beale]

WHAT?! If only more women were like Auntie Pauline.

[bernardo]

No!!!! Pauline has been a right miserable old cow ever since Lou died. Martin is gorgeous though.

[beale]

He's far too tall for you bernardo. I don't know for certain of course but I'm guessing I'm right. Pauline however has been a miserable cow since 'Are You Being Served?'. You were right about that.

[bernardo]

Fortunately, I'm not bothered about height. Unfortunately, he probably would have reservations about having an extra-marital affair with someone like me :-)