Why married women should avoid girls "Nights out"

[MacGuffin]

Having such a great night, margaritas going down a storm, realises it's around 3.00a.m. - completely off her head she makes her way home.
As she gets in the door, the cuckoo clock, cuckooes three times, realising her husband might wake she cuckooes another nine times, feeling proud of herself (though totally pi$$ed) she snuggles in next to her husband.
In the morning her husband says "What time did you get last night?" "Midnight" she replies
Her husband says "We need a new Cuckoo clock, by the way" "Why" she replies
"Last night our cuckoo clock, cuckooed 3 times then said Oh sh$t, cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted!"

[jasperthomas]

Yet another Blinder I'll make sure my wife reads this when she gets in!!!!!

[jezmatron]

Very good.. the best one in a while.