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[sleepyj]

do you ever get a urge to do some thing really naughty . ? that you know you should not but can't help but do it . :)

[redcrx]

like what? what have you done?

[4getmenot]

yep I pressed a button when I worked at Mcds that turned off all the tills, complete mayhem. and when me and my little sister went to see a horse once she was leaning on the electric fence (they'd tunrde it off) to stroke the horse and I spotted the electric box to turn it back on, Man she stuck to that fence for a while :-)

[redcrx]

4get you are just too rotten to that sister of yours

[sleepyj]

lol your poor sister xnot done anything really naughty what i can say on here any way . :)might think of something later

[sleepyj]

paul pmsl that made me laugh

[sleepyj]

when i see some one just having a new garden wall built i have always had a urge to push it over b4 it drys but would never do it im not that nasty

[Sado]

I used to work as an officer at Crown Courts, and during boring periods, I often had the urge to stand up and start singing and dancing, like the child on the advert, when he sings "Want to dance"

I never had the b**lls to do it though, as I never fancied sitting in my own cells for contempt of court.

[whiffey]

In formal meetings I can't stop thinking what would happen if I stood up and took off all my clothes, or walked over and kissed the prettiest girl or bloke.

It is so compulsive that I have to sit by the door in case I need to get out in a hurry (pretend to have a sudden cough).

[sleepyj]

in a pub i have some times had a urge to take my knickers of , but have controlled myself coz the pub would empty in 10 secs flat

[johnlambert]

I sh@ in my CO's intray once
the whole Battalion was confined to barracks for 3 days, thank god they didn't have DNA testing back then

[johnlambert]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
if anyone who served in 1st Bn Royal Scots during 1980 is reading this, please accept my sincere apologies

[johnlambert]

Oh yeah, I did that in a girl's handbag in Canada because she didnt realise she was a 1 night stand and thought we were in a serious relationship. (sorry, too much information, I'll get me coat)!!!!!

[RATTER15]

So Johnlambert, you really know how to let a girl down gently!! you old softee you!!

[sense4all]

All the time, have tap danced in the doctors waiting room 'cos they were all so blinkin' miserable. I always want to apply for the bing-bong controllers job at the supermarket - but would be fired in first five minutes!!

My brother in law ,pillar of the community, respected member of the armed forces, adds stuff to other peoples shopping such as big bag of sweeets for the kids! Or he makes a big fuss of finding money ( that he planted earlier )
when an old lady is close to it ! Apparently these japes never get old.