Viens a moi

[teash]

Two chav girls walk up to the perfume counter in Boots and pick up a sample bottle.....
Joanne sprays it on her wrist and smells it...."thats quite nice, innit, dont ya fink Trace?"
Tracey says "yeah, whats it called?"
"Viens a moi"
"VIENS A MOI?....what the f**k does that mean?"
At this point the assistant offers some help.....
"Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me' "
Joanne takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again, saying, "that doesnt smell like come to me, Trace. Does it smell like come to you"

[shineybomb]

Genius joke!