My job...

[nat_84]

My job was advertised yesterday (might have seen it it the Metro or Evening Standard!!) and the person is due to start a few weeks before i go on Maternity Leave....

However, what the flip will i say to them when i'm sat here doing ****** all with no work...?!!?!

Just tell them to get on AB and chat away to you maniacs all day as my replacement?!?!

[missyR]

Sounds like a plan to me ! lol

[ummmm]

This is in the wrond section!!! :-)

Actually, there's a starting point....explain about the cats and sub cats....

[nat_84]

Body and Soul is an everything section to me...and i'll explain that to my cover..! lol.

[liquidspace]

Take a look through your Job Description to remind yourself of what it is you are sposed to be doing!

[nat_84]

hmm... but it still doesnt help.

All the things are very an "on-call" basis, e.g. when my boss needs things done!

If my boss hasnt got any work going out, i have no work to do, nothing to type up etc etc!

[nat_84]

Yeah i'll have a one-to-one interview with he/she to make sure they're funny, witty, sexy and open to a bit of banter!

[annie0000]

I would just spend time telling them all sorts of strange (and untrue) facts about your boss and workmates then leave them to it. They will then spend all their time worrying about what they are not doing and making a total a*se of themselves promptly ensuring that you have a job to come back to! And, you never know, they may actually find some work to do so that you will have something to keep you occupied when you get back!

[nat_84]

I'm actually gonna find it really hard when/if i come back... sitting here with absolutely nothing to do - knowing my daughters in the hands of someone else!

Maybe i could sneak her in the office to keep me busy and entertained!