sensible thread ?

[oldfashioned]

Is anybody going to post one or what. This site has been a mish mash of childish drivel for days.Might as well join in with general trend.
Just been for poo, massive piece, won't flush. How do you suggest I break it up ?. Sensible answers only please.

[mccfluff]

with your toothbush

[4getmenot]

poo stick

[grumpii]

Fish it out, break it up into smaller pieces, roll them up into little balls, refrigerate them and play a late april fools joke with a box of maltesers.

[nat_84]

pooo pooo head!!! :oP

[4getmenot]

grumpii why didnt I think of that, excellent can also be used as minstrels, poppets and revells

[grumpii]

It always catches your Nan out.

[Skreecheeboy]

Boil your kettle and pour it's contents into the toilet, leave for 15 minutes too allow the poo to warm up sufficiently, ladle out onto plates and serve immediatly, with a nice side salad and some warm bread.

[nat_84]

this thread is making me feel sick....ewwwww!!!

[mccfluff]

sorry nat this thread is making me laugh!

fish it out chop it into inch size peices, poach and serve with a pasta sauce, voila brown gnocci

[grumpii]

What on earth is a poo stick? My mum wont even entertain a toilet brush cos she thinks they are unhygenic, she would die on the spot if I had a poo stick!!!!!!!!!!

[annie0000]

get a big bucket of water and pour it down the toilet fast - ensuring that it doesn't pour over the top. close the lid (seems to help the suction) then flush - repeat as necessary. My husband has to regularly employee this method and has never failed yet. I do like the thought of a poo stick though. - I bet someone will come up with a chrome type holder for it, or you could get one of those crochet dolls to cover it like you used to get to cover toilet rolls!

[Craig007]

Use a whisk!!

[stewey]

Shouldn't this question be ********* in "Society & Culture"?

[stewey]

Oops! I typed "situated" with an "h" in it.

[grumpii]

Earlier today, someboy was looking for a way to dispose of an old sex toy, now a vibrating poo stick, the top of the range model, you wouldnt want to hide that would you?

[Craig007]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7-DglSWmUQA

[ReinaLuna]

Huahuahuahahahaaa no wonder the guy who asked disappeared, he must be so "shocked" with such "immature" and "disgusting" replies to his "oh-so-deep-and-serious" question....
Great guys!