if you had to share your house /flat watever with an aber who would it be

[redhead23]

who would it be and what are your reasons please lovers?

[ELVIS68]

Sorry, no names, they are all married women

[Rubyrose]

Ok.. now I know you're lying.. Same old Elvis...

[Skreecheeboy]

If it was a female, it would have to be somebody roughly ages with me (24), give or take 5 years, single, attractive and no kids, either that or angelic kids that you never have to ask twice and that are fantastic chefs and who love washing dishes and never make a noise and contribute to their share of the bills.

[Rubyrose]

Skreecheeboy - You just described me! Lol..

Female, 22, single.. attractive! Lol

[Skreecheeboy]

Excellent Ruby, well, I'm actually holding auditions everyday for the next month, the first is on the 10th of May in Edinburgh at Prince's Mall from 12 until 4. There will be a table outside Spud u Like and I reckon the queue will probably go round passed the toilets and McDonalds in an anti clockwise direction. Just look for the folk in the High-vis jackets and they'll show you where to stand! Any other ladies fit the bill? Further dates will be in Glasgow on the 11th, Birmingham on the 12th, Cardiff on the 13th, London on the 14th, Manchester on the 15th and Newcastle on the 16th.

[Rubyrose]

Auditions? S0d that! Skreech.. you might as well call off the search now I am here.. I don't audition... I impress!

[Sasha13]

Champagne - how about tonight? I've got a nice bottle of Jacob's Creek Rose in the fridge. I'm classy, me!

[Skreecheeboy]

I'm sure you do Ruby but I have very particular requirements and needs that any woman that I get with must fulfill or get over or not even get close enough to me to find out before I can make such decisions on your behalf. Auditions are the only way I'm afraid!

[Rubyrose]

Well if I am not doing anything else that day.. I may audition.. but I'm not queing!

[Champagne]

Great Sasha. I've also got 2 bottles of Veuve Clicquot to hand as well as a nice chilled bottle of Pinot Grigio. And just in case we run out, I've also got a few old bottles of some Tasmanian beer rattling around, some dettol under the kitchen sink and some toilet duck in the bathroom. Sorted!

Bring a bag of peanuts.

[Skreecheeboy]

Are you and Sasha bringing that stuff to my auditions? You do know a way to a man's heart!

[Champagne]

Okay Skreeche, I�ll be there. My audition will be eating 50 mince beef & onion pies in under 3 minutes. Then I�ll drink all the alkeehol and try to pick a fight with you.

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[Sasha13]

Check you out with your posh booze Champagne. Me, I'm happy with a couple of bottles from Aldi although the cleaning products sound like a cracking contingency plan. That way we can get off out tit$ just in time to yell abuse at the TV when the apprentice comes on. Woo hoo!

Skreech... I'll strawpedo a bottle of Smirnoff Ice in under 5 secs for my audition - how's that?

[Rubyrose]

I'll suck a banana out of its skin without using my hands! Lol