where you bin?

[Whickerman]

A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheely-bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again. Eventually a Japanese bloke answers... "Harro", says the Jappy chappy. "Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the rubbish collector guy. "I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed. Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood the garbo smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?" "I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man "Mate" says the garbo... "You're misunderstanding me... Where's your Wheely-Bin?" "Ok!" "Ok!" , says the Jap, "I wheely bin having w4nk..."

[RATTER15]

Very good!!! lol

[Sado]

This is beyond the realm of credibility. When would a bin man EVER look for a bin that had not been left out!!!!

[keithlbw]

At Christmas