AB!! - The Motion Picture!!!

[joko]

on a lighter note and following on from leg ends post-

who, in a film about AB, would you want to play you?

and who, whether you liked it or not, would casting actually choose to play you?

also what possible plots would you be involved in?

i suppose i would be demi moore as i have been told (ages ago) i look a little bit like her, but in reality it would be imelda staunton... just kidding lol.

[Emz26]

Good morning joko! How are you?

I guess it would have to be Nicole Kidman as I have been told in the past I look a bit like her (in my skinnier days! lol)
Can't see it myself.....

Would probably end up with Fizz from Coronation Street playing me instead.... Nooooooooooo!

[joko]

he he, leg end, can't be arsed, said all i need to say, still think you are mad as a hatter and bit unhinged and rabid at times, and i agree with scumrot on the 'charlie says' reference (pmsl) but hey, who cares?
no point in repeating myself is there?

no doubt i will abuuuuuse you again, some sunny dayyyyyy

seems like some of the others have got it all in hand anyway

but heres one for old times sake -

get a life you maniac! raaarrrrrh!!

howzat?

( i really rather like seann william scott too, mmm, if you really look like him, all is forgiven, he he)

[joko]

there you go you see, unconnected intense waffle.

don't get why you say all this stuff, makes no sense

anyway, this is ''joker'' thread so don't start yer mitherin'

[legend758duo]

nom waffle ya mad bint .just th truth.et it up yieeeeee

[legend758duo]

no waffle ya mad bint .just th truth.et it up yieeeeee

[legend758duo]

thats get it up yiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[dot.hawkes]

To play me I would like Bette Midler but they would probably cast Barbra Streisand.
It would be a film about finding the perfect shoe to match the perfect outfit and would involve visiting every shoe designer in the Western World on the quest. It could lead to Bond like exotic locations and encounters with a wide range of characters who are all obsessed with designing and building the perfect shoe and it would culminated in the Shoe World Cup set in Cancun and there would be alot of airmiles used too.

[legend758duo]

didnt cinderella have to get a shoe to fit??and what about the ugly sisters dotty??

[dot.hawkes]

Lol I think you may have a storyline there, I am wroking on the soundtrack as I type!!!!!!!!! Going Loco down in Acapulco springs to mind!

[Lore]

To play me I'd like Meg Ryan but I'd probably end up with Julia Roberts (Erin Brokovich style!) :o/

The plot would centre around my buying a bag to match the shoes and the lengths I'd go to to get one!

[Octavius]

Well obviously from my looks it would be Johnny Depp, although if Danny DeVito is available I wouldn�t be too fussy about who got the part.

The plot would be some thinly veiled ego trip hero worshipping string vest wearing adventure spy thriller (a la 1960�s Michael Caine) with dastardly shoe and handbag worshippers wanting to take over Bluewater or the world or something. I suppose I wouldn�t be particularly concerned about the storyline providing it involved quite a few scantily clad women and Halle Berry in a bikini, laying beside Eva Longoria hopefully wearing less than that.

Is that too much to ask?

[Goodsoulette]

I would be Christina Ricci and the plot would focus around some jollies aound the time of the French Revolution, with Jake Gyllenhaal and Owen Wilson fighting to rescue me from being beheaded! but aha Joaquin Phoenix one of my captors would fall in love with, and after extremely hot scene would sneak me to Calais and get me to England to be safe. At the end I would be sat under under a tree sobbing into my handkerchief and he would appear over the horizon in his tights and wig, but still looking hot! ( abit too muxch attention to detail, yeah?)

In reality, I would probably be played by Minnie Driver cause I hate her and would focus around one of her usually dull plotted films.

[-Zorro-]

I think Brad Pitt would probably be cast as me