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[margaretmado]

i have a magpie in my back garden. im not sure if its hurt or not and i have been feeding it raw egg and bread. does this mean im going to hear some bad news?

[dot.hawkes]

yes, you are going to appear on Springwatch with bill oddie in an episode entilted, 'Leave Well Alone' lol

[jno]

if the egg contains salmonella and the magpie drops dead in flight and lands on your head and knocks you over while you are mowing the lawn and the mower runs over you and amputates your legs... yes.

Otherwise no.

[margaretmado]

I did hear bad news after all. a family friend has recently died.the magpie is still in my garden and i now have two but 1 cant fly!

[ecoman]

You should be ok provided these simple steps...first of all you must salute the the magpie whilst standing on one leg, next , spit on the floor 3 times, then you must run around in circles until the soles of your shoes start to smoke, and finally, put on a straw hat and dance a little jig. this should do the trick.

[margaretmado]

i was just aboute to spit then i realised u was takeing the ****!!!

[olly8080]

is it a famous magpie from history????