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Lying Policeman
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: A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and the following exchange take place:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th Drunk Driving conviction.
Officer: May I see the log book for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the log book in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes officer. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called for armed backup. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Inspector: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Inspector: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the log book.
The driver owned the car.
Inspector: Could you slowly open your glove compartment so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Inspector: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Boot is opened; no body.
Inspector: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying *** told you I was speeding, too!
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th Drunk Driving conviction.
Officer: May I see the log book for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the log book in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes officer. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called for armed backup. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Inspector: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Inspector: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the log book.
The driver owned the car.
Inspector: Could you slowly open your glove compartment so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Inspector: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Boot is opened; no body.
Inspector: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying *** told you I was speeding, too!
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Why do some people feel the need to criticise anything that has perhaps a grey area, or just something they don't find amusing or interesting? Why don't these awful creeps just not say anything if they don't like it and move on to something they do? Or is it that they are frustrated at their lack of social skills and must grasp at any opportunity to have a pop at someone hiding behind the anonimity of the answerbank. Personally they don't bother me, but i do think it is my duty to have a go at them on behalf of those that they seek to humilliate.
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