ears

[netty.m]

In a recent episode of " you are what you eat " the woman looked behind a mans ears to check his health. What was she looking for?

[undercovers]

cracked skin in the join between the ear and your face, I'm not sure what that indicated you were missing though - i'll check tomorrow

[Mr.Ix]

My gran always used to check behind my ears for potatoes, but I think that was a reference to clenliness rather than nutrition.

[greywaters]

she was looking for the tell tail sign of the dreaded nubbin goblin. this horific little creature resides in the crack between the ear and the silly bit of the human head that no-one likes. a very common sign of this beast is the small deposits of yellowey cheese he leaves behind after he picnics on your filthey ear scum. a frightening prospect, i know! yet, have no fear! the NUBBIN GOBLIN is very common and not a threat to human life.