I don�t really get your point whiffeynonuts, do you serve any purpose in life? Are we to roll around in hysterics at having been baffled beyond comprehension that you may have been all these aliases all along? Gosh how hilarious, and you thought we cared? How touching, that you believe that. I know that you are legend and in all likelihood a fake with your faux-Anglaise (of the magnitude only you can fathom in your little box room in your mums semi). But are we bothered?
And in answer to your Q - if you look in the mirror you�ll find a right wally staring right back.