An incident at last week's Summer Sundae Weekender festival, relayed to me over the staff radio.
A man had been waiting to use the disabled toilet and became concerned that the current occupant had been in there for rather a long time. He duly alerted a steward, who managed to access the toilet with a master key - to find a very drunk, non-disabled festival goer in there attempting to erect a pop-up tent!!
As the steward and the first man looked on in disbelief, the drunk's missus turned up, took one look at him and said, "Oh no! He's not done it again, has he!!"