A woman sees a sign outside a pet shop. CLITTORIS LICKING FROG �50-00. She goes in , "I'd like to see the clitoris licking frog". Man behind the counter says.
It's not surprising that a Frenchman cannot spell "clitoris", nor that he should be unaware that he needs a hyphen between clitoris and licking. But what, exactly, will the �50 get the customer?