Has this site become the home of all those left wing subversives? Their propaganda is everywhere, from attacking Lady Thatcher, to trying to have The Proms banned on the BBC, for being too patriotic. The next thing they want, is that star fangled European flag, to be flown everywhere. I feel as though I don't belong here any more.
We've set up house, we know our rights and we're not moving!
We've got NJOK cooking up a storm in the kichen with his recipies for instant bluff and hand wringing.
Gromit is working in the shed on his baiting and clock making.
Splat is upstairs polishing his soapbox to ensure it's nice and shiny and his high horse is in the stables saddled and waiting. (He's also attending nightly classes for his taste in music but I don't think they're working).
Waldo is in the office working on the witty one liners along with Old Vic.
look... (How he gets that across on a computer he'll never know). He has a special gadget that measures the appropriateness of his response at all times.
GS is working with the farmers in the local area and would like to assure all that she is not in fact a mad cow. (Sorry!!)
Jake's got the technical and scientific side under control and working on the whitering look... (How he gets that across on a computer he'll never know). He has a special gadget that measures the appropriateness of his response at all times.
We'd like to invite you all round for Noodles and green tea. But you have to bring your own cardy. We will be serving food with plastic forks as our limp wrists find metal cutlery too heavy.
It never ceases to amaze me how often we happy go lucky, lentil-loving hippies get acccused of bullying in to submission a bunch of bloodthirsty, gung ho free-marketeers armed to the teeth with the latest high tech weaponry using only a correspondence course on muliculturalism and a CND flag...
MrBen, where you always too much "on the beam" for other politicians to admit to and back you up? You should have gone on to premiership. The best prime minister we never had in my humble oppinion.