A Golf one

Pharlap | 12:15 Wed 19th Sep 2007 | Jokes

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A man goes on a business trip to China. The first day is spent in a very long meeting. The evening comes and he decides to relax and hires a local "lady of the night". She arrives and they get down to some adult fun at which he performs the best he ever has. As he starts to ride she moans "Yangsee Yangsee" and the harder he rides the louder she screams "Yangsee Yangsee". The deed done, she leaves and he is more than happy with his performance and learning a local phrase. The next day is a round of golf with the Chinese company's MD and the entourage tee off. At the fourth, a Par 3, the MD steps up and hits a beautiful shot, which lands on the green and rolls in for a whole in one. Everyone erupts with applause and cheers and the man with a new found expression shouts as loud as he can "Yangsee Yangsee". With that everyone goes quiet and the MD with a face of thunder looks at him and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!"