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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in
horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men
playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately
began to apologise. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a
Physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd
allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the
man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal
position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,
loosened his trousers and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several
long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!
horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men
playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately
began to apologise. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a
Physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd
allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the
man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal
position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,
loosened his trousers and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several
long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!
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A couple of old friends are trying to play a round of golf when they catch up with two women. They watch with mounting frustration as the ladies manage to hit every water hazard, bunker and piece of rough without waving them through, as golf etiquette requires.
After two tedious hours of waiting, one of the men decides enough is enough and walks over to ask them if he can play through. He strides up the fairway but, halfway up, stops suddenly and quickly returns.
"I can't do it," he says to his playing partner, "one of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress. Maybe it'd be better if you went to talk to them."
The second man agrees but, halfway there, he too noticeably slows down, stops and returns, just like his colleague had done.
"What's up?" asks the first man.
"I tell you what," says the second man, gazing at his shoes and smiling sheepishly, "it's a small world, isn't it?"
After two tedious hours of waiting, one of the men decides enough is enough and walks over to ask them if he can play through. He strides up the fairway but, halfway up, stops suddenly and quickly returns.
"I can't do it," he says to his playing partner, "one of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress. Maybe it'd be better if you went to talk to them."
The second man agrees but, halfway there, he too noticeably slows down, stops and returns, just like his colleague had done.
"What's up?" asks the first man.
"I tell you what," says the second man, gazing at his shoes and smiling sheepishly, "it's a small world, isn't it?"
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