Jokes?

[RHCP rule]

Has any one got any funny jokes, or even ones that are not funny but are sooo dumb that they are funny? any suggestions welcome! (keep in clean)

[Kay]

Baker Joke, "Or a Meringue?"..... OR AM I WRONG.

[ludwig]

A wife says to her husband 'I looked in the mirror this morning and saw a wrinkled old fat frumpy woman whose losing her looks. I'm feeling really down and I'd like to you pay me a complement'. 'Er..ok' he says 'You're eysight is spot on'.

[Mrs_Pegasus]

Irish man, English man and Scots man walk into a bar. The landlord looks up and says "Is this some sort of joke!" White Horse walks into a pub and the landlord says......We have a drink named after you. The horse replies, "What Dobbin?"

[Shrek2]

2 monkeys in a bath. First monkey says "ooo000hhhh aaaaahhh ooohhhhaaaa" (as monkeys do). Second monkey says "if it that ffffing hot, get out"

[Bob A Job]

Two snowmen in a field, One says to the other... 'can you smell carrots?'

[MikeMikeMike]

What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Being hit in the face with a spade.

[Sir_Spikey]

whats brown and sticky? a stick! (non politically correct joke) have you heard about the new italian Tyres. dego wop wop wop when they are flat! Or to make up for it, a non politically correct joke at my racial expense. What do you call a key that can get past any lock? A pikey!