How can I make you happy?

[Wil.E.Coyote]

I'm currently undertaking a project whereabouts I am trying to make others happy. Any suggestion you have, be it mundane, serious, weird, sinister, embarrassing, or totally ridiculous, as to what would make you happy, please tell me at [email protected]. Anything you ask me to do, I will do. Please remember however that ALL suggestions MUST be through e-mail, so I shant be performing any that you make in the comments below.

I'm not mental, I'm just a regular joe trying to cheer up members of the public. So go on - give it a go! [email protected] !

[bednobs]

fine, i just had a few good ideas after reading the 1st 1/2 your post but i want to answer here, but as you've said i cant, i wont

[dot.hawkes]

is that the correct email addy? Should it not be [email protected]?

[Beads]

You could make us happy by letting us post suggestions here. I don't know you so wouldn't feel comfortable e-mailing you from my personal e-mail address.

[aims1202]

i agree i dont really want to send from my email

mine is for there to be no child in the world that suffers starvation, serious illness or abuse of any kind

[VS Prasad]

Happiness is generic, and is applied to almost every
kind of enjoyment except that of the animal appetites.

For many persons, nothing can make
them happy. Our minds are as different as our finger
prints - no two are alike. Listening to loud music
makes one happy and makes another unhappy. Hence, there can be no single definition for happiness. It is
probably impossible to objectively define happiness as
humans know and understand it, as internal experiences
are subjective by nature.

Aristotle points to the unique abilities of man as the
route to happiness. Of all the animals only man can sit
and contemplate reality. Of all the animals only man
can develop social relations to the political level.
Thus the contemplative life of a monk or professor, or
the political life of a military commander or
politician will be the happiest according to their own
psyche.

Further, happiness is not entirely psychological in
nature - it has got a biological basis too. The
neurotransmitter dopamine is involved in desire and
seems often related to pleasure. Pleasure can be
induced artificially with drugs. Use of drugs is not
some thing new, it has been used by many including
Sanyasis since millenia.