The Blue Lamp.

[cambus]

In another policy statement, David Cameron is to introduce 35,000 more police on to the streets.
He intends bringing them in from Poland and Rumania, where they have been trained to the highest standards, commensurate with our own police force.
The added advantage, is that they will be able to deal with their fellow countrymen, without any language barriers.
The Police Federation has already welcomed this move and will be enrolling them into their organisation, as soon as they start arriving.
Has Gordon Brown been wrong footed again, by David Camerons policy initiatives?

[China Doll]

David is obviously the lord of the dance when it comes to politics.

(Did you want an engagement party or are just telling close friends and family?)

[ludwig]

I find Cameron's policy statements increasingly bizarre - I mean for pity's sake, you couldn't make it up!

[cambus]

China, just been looking at some engagement rings in H. Samuel, they seem a bit expensive, is Ratners still on the high street?

[China Doll]

Ratners might be too classy.

Argos? Or we could just wait unitl they're free inside cerial boxes? Saves a shopping trip.

[Lonnie]

Hi cambus,
I can't find anything on this, can you get a link to it?.

[cambus]

Lonnie, no link I'm afraid.
A friend translated it from the Polish newspaper Gazeta Pomorska
Apparently its very right wing, he likens it to our own Daily Mail.

[Lonnie]

Thanks cambus,
I'll keep looking, until the, i'll take it with a pinch of salt.

I think, if he really said that, it would undo all the good work of the conference.

If I can find anything in English, I'll post back.

[ludwig]

According to research by Sainsbury's, immigrants have a superior work ethic to the native workforce. They're happy to slave all day and night for �4 an hour and never complain about anything - unlike your average whinging briton.
If this new initiative goes ahead we might be able to get some bobbies back on the beat, and hopefully some letters delivered.

[amsterdammer]

Will the new police be paid �4 an hour? Will Hindu police wear reinforced turbans? Will female Muslim police wear the veil? You just couldnt make it up!

[ELVIS68]

Total bollox, if this is true then he may as well send his "Well done on winning the next election" card to Gordon Brown now

[sp1814]

You know what?

I'm really beginning to like David and his (alleged) comedy statements.

Apart from the fact that I disgree with him on most issues, I really am warming to him as a man.

He's fun.

Ugly suits though.