72 virgins

[wizard69]

why do muslims want with 72 virgins?

[wizard69]

I'd want 72 EXPERIANCED women...

[Gromit]

Probably the same reason as the Christian God wanted a virgin when he impregnated Mary.

Wasn't she married to Joseph at the time, so when god relays 'Thou shalt not commit adultery' is he being an hypocrite?

[jake-the-peg]

Dunno

What do rugby players want with 4 and 20 and why do they have to come from Inverness?

[jackthehat]

There is, apparently, a debate over whether the original writings refer to 72 virgins................or 72 raisins !! :o)

I know which one I hope they get !!! lol

[China Doll]

Gromit - Nah, they got married cause God knocked Mary up and it was a bit frowned on then to be up the duff and not married.

Where would you find 72 virgins anyway?

4 and 20?

I mean there's me obviously but after that....

[China Doll]

Whoops, something went a bit pete tong there and the 4 and 20 should be under my last comment the virgins comment...

[wizard69]

The point is , who wants virgins???
I would want experianced women who KNOW what a man wants and will give it to him. Not a bunch of women who you will have to try your darndest with to get the toffie wrapper off

[Gromit]

Gotcha China,

He knocked her up when she was engaged to Joseph, the sneaky almighty. Still not a very good example.

[China Doll]

You don't even want to know the age difference Grom's, it's scandalous.

What men want? A six pack, widescreen, food and a sofa that turns in to a toilet so less of that pesky getting up during adverts? ;0P

I'd love to know the age and exactly how experienced a woman should be wiz? Do tell!

[wizard69]

Well China, Im not actually that picky as long as they arn't virgins? Dont get me wrong, its nice to have a virgin every now and then (so I'v been told) but who would want to waste therir eternity trying to get the kn!ckers off 72 women when you could have women that would do it voluntary for you?
Would they be virgins for eternity anyway?

[Theland]

Imagine 72 headaches and then 72 telling you that the new paint brushes are waiting for you, and you would just never get into the bathroom!

[wizard69]

you'r right Theland.....I prefer jackthehats idea that it could be 72 raisens, thinking about it.

[sambro]

Do the 72 virgins have a choice in who they get? Or is it still a mans world in paradise. If so I am not going there!

[mibn2cweus]

I hear boys can be virgins too . . . not that there's anything wrong with that.

[brionon]

Wizard -It was a mis-translation ! Instead of 72 virgins it's actually One 72 year old virgin. Bon Appetite.

[Theland]

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Peace be upon you.
Be warned, the preparation is all important. Read carefully.
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[wizard69]

Thank you Theland...
full of sh!t obviously..... lol

[Theland]

.... that's the kind of day I've had in work!
Ah well, back tomorrow for another basin full!

[taichiperson]

Presumably, a non-virgin is unclean - used goods, so to speak. And there's no-one to be compared to!!

[jno]

jackthehat is correct: it seems the original may have been raisins. This is not a lot to get you through eternity but perhaps it's a metaphor for 'all you can eat'.