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Hillbillies
NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT...
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head, "No".
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head, "No".
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, stands her up, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her a lick, on her
right butt cheek, with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, she screams and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his seat.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it afore."
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head, "No".
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head, "No".
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, stands her up, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her a lick, on her
right butt cheek, with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, she screams and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his seat.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it afore."
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I do and I think its very funny.
brian its a parody. Try this link.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2825971.stm
brian its a parody. Try this link.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2825971.stm
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