knock at the door

[legend760]

has this ever happened to you ?

youre sitting watching tv.


minding your own business.

and someone knocks at your door.

so cautiously you open the door.

only to be greeted by 2 men in suits.


" yes can i help you ? "


and they say??




" wed like to come inside and talk to you about your carpets. "

















well im fking sick to death of them





dam JEHOOVERS witnesses i wish theyd bog off

[Dassie]

Yes, and I just say to them you've got your views and I have mine so just leave it at that....goodbye and close the door.

[legend760]

ffs
i think you missed the joke

reread it lol

[weeal]

yeah they talk a PILE of sh!t lol

[Louisa 69]

I just tell them i'm a mormon that soon gets rid of them lol

[weeal]

legend, i think youve 'floored' everyone with this joke

[evedawn]

That is sooo corny...but the FUNNIEST jokes often are... I like it and it made me laugh (okay so maybe my sense of humour isn't very well developed but at least i can laugh ay/)

[legend760]

poor dassie aint got it yet.

[amonty1144]

It made me laugh but not as much as those who didn't get the joke . lol.
As they say in the ads...priceless

[mother2120]

yea I hate that too I just turn up the tv loud and don`t go to the door or if I see them coming down the road I `ll go get in the other room am get quiet ..If I want to go to church I`ll go don`t come try to get me sorry my feelings I`m from the south I`m Baptist

[weeal]

were they from 'Axminster'?

[shanx]

you can get stickers to put in your windows to say in a polite way , dont even knock the door , my sister has just come out of hospital and while in there talking to another patient a nurse came up started chatting , and they realised that she was a morman, my sister said i always draw my curtains when i see people like you around where i live ,when will they get the message? people dont want it

[Dassie]

Dassie got the THREAD of it on re-reading but sorry it didn't really make me laugh it was so corny.

[Panic Button]

What's the difference between a Jehovah's witness and Legend's car?

You can close the door on a Jehovah's witness.

[legend760]

panic sorry lost me on that one.

my car?

ehm

nope

sorry ??????

[rabet]

I always say, "Pleased to meet you, I'm Jehovah. How are we doing?" (I'm very tall with a big beard.)

[legend760]

gffs people
jaHOOVERS witnesses .

can we come in and look at ur carpets ????



jesus chrisst god give me strengthhhhhhhh