Chinese Restaurant

[alunrw]

Apologies in advance if anyone takes offence ? but a man walked into a chinese restaurant and had his meal delivered, when he commented to the Waiter that the Chicken was rubbery, the waiter said "fank you velly much"

[Reverandfunk]

give me strength.....

[Lie-in King]

Benny Hill's alive and well...

[Reverandfunk]

Me solly....

[Lie-in King]

Why you no rissen?!?

[squarebear]

I went to the same Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

[alunrw]

in my defence, it's no worse than some of the other "so called" jokes on this site :-)

[vehelpfulguy]

stupi iriot !

[logic]

that reminds me of the chinese restaurant that someone stole the till from, when interviewed by the police, the manager remarked , no i wouldn't recognize him again, all you english look alike to me.

[delboy3]

Give that man the clap

[logic]

again,!!!!!!! :-)

[topogigo]

you plick

[logic]

hoo ?

[plowter]

Oh dear.

Check out John Thompson as Bernard Righton, the reformed stand-up comedian.

[Zen]

Whilst we are at it............

After no dates or sex for 5 yrs a woman goes to see a chinese sex therapist. Dr Chang. He says Take off all your clothes and get down and craw reery, reery fas to other side of room. She does that. Now craw reery, reery fas back. As she did Dr Chang shook is head. Yr problem vewy vewy bad you have worse case of Ed Zachery disease ive ever see, dat why you get no date or sex.

Woman says "oh my god" whats Ed Zachery disease. Dr says its when your face looks Ed Zachery like your arse.

[Zen]

There were three guys at a cafe, drinking their coffee - an American guy, a black guy, and a Chinese guy. They see a really attractive waitress and comment on her good looks. They make a bet on who can get her to go out with them first.

The waitress overhears them, so she goes up to them and says, "Hey, I heard you talking about me. Well, I like an intelligent guy, so let's see who can make the best sentence using the words 'liver' and 'cheese'."

So the American guy goes, "That's easy. I love liver and I hate cheese." The waitress shakes her heard in disgust.

The black guy goes, "Well, I hate liver and I love cheese."

The waitress is like, "That is so stupid. That's essentially the same thing!"

Then the Chinese guy steps up and puts his arm around the waitress' waist. "Liver alone, cheese mine!"

[fluffykitten]

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