Not really a joke but...

[Ian1]

True story this. One morning this lad arrives 1/2 hour late in the office. His appearance is all dishevelled, unshaven, his hair uncombed.

As he sits at his desk, this other guy looks at him and notices he has some white powder down the front of his trousers. Quick as a flash, he says 'f*cking hell mate, you're supposed to put talcum powder around your b*ll*cks BEFORE you put your trousers on!'

Everyone was in stitches!!

[Ian1]

Sorry, meant to post this in the Jokes section, not the general Phrases & Sayings section.

[alunrw]

I would guess you had to be there at the time ;-)

[Beads]

I don't find that funny...!

[Peter Pedant]

yes ! Ha ! Very good

I think it works....well described....
obviously happened.

well done...more please