Naked statues

[Thunderbird+]

Two naked statues, echoing classical Greece stand facing one another in a public park. One early morning before the park gates are open, a passing fairy spotted to God and Godess figures and took pity on the pair that had been standing there for many years and granted that may come to life and do what ever they please for half an hour. with this the statue's jump down from their plinths embrace eachother and then run off across the lawn skipping and jumping and disappear into some nearby shrubery, much gigleing and laughter ensues with branches shaking every which way. After a while they emerge from the bushes holding hands with huge smiles on their faces. When the fairy see's this she says g'won have another go, you've got 15 minutes left yet! Okey says one statue to the other "this time you hold down the bloody pigion while I sh1t on it's head"!

[sophie_1003]

if you heard all the jokes 10 years a go why didnt you post it sooner?? anyway, good joke love it hee hee and glad its been posted again because I dont check every page every day so may have missed it otherwise!

[Thunderbird+]

Thanks Sophie, Jokes seem to do the rounds and I've seen some appear 2 or 3 time in the space of a few weeks but dont think it's a big deal.
I tend to just scroll down to the bottom of the first page.

[natalie_1982]

LOL I hadn't heard this and rarely read the jokes section, so I have copy and pasted and passed it on :-)

You'd have thought most people who come on here would have a sense of humour though

[dolly pond]

who cares if they get repeated!!!!! probably means its a goodun

[excelsior]

first time i've seen it . . . excellent!