Hi logic,....Haysi and the real George Clooney eloped to Lake Como to get married, Brad Pitt was the Best man, Matt Damon was an usher, Patrick Dempsey stood up and objected as he has been courting me over tinternet too, then Leonardo Di Caprio and Matt Dillon got into a big punch up because I had promised to marry them...meanwhile me and Georgie snuck out of the church, had lots of bambinos and started a football team. The end xx