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Ok I'm still alive! I ended up wearing a few layers of clothes and a crash helmet just to soften the blow a bit. The whole thing lasted 30 seconds from the first to the last shot, in which time almost 500 balls were fired! My legs took most of the damage as i didnt have as much protection on them as my upper torso. I counted 20 paintball-sized lumps on my legs, 5 on my left arm and one on my right shoulder! Ok the reason why.. hmm... right it goes like this.. er.. cos I'm stupid? I charged 3 pound per head for the honour of shooting me, which has been paid in full! SO thats me. I do make a habit of doing things like this - for instance I licked an electric fence six times for 5 pounds once. I didnt take the money and the damned electricity arced (sp?) from the fence to the stud in my tongue. Oh well thats just the way these things go :)