Pub Toilets

[whiffey]

Should there be some basic guidelines ? I very recently moved to Lancashire, just outside Ripon, went to the pub, asked the way to the toilet, and he said, go just behind the fence pull back your carapace and try to spray it about a bit. I was horrified and said What about the women and he said Do your business, come back here, and I'll try to fix you up. Don't expect too much though, they are mostly of vestigial intelligence oop here. No no no what about if they want to do wee-wees and he said, very simple, they go in the field on the other side of the road and it drains directly into the river.

I am only stopping over on my way to Scotland and it's not looking promising is it the noo.

[bobtheturkey]

mind you a graveyard would be an improvement on croydon

[sense4all]

cazzzz my mate went out with a bloke who did that. I had to leave laughing when he was having an affair and she started asking whether the bus ticket fairy had planted the evidence.

[cazzzz1975]

I think whiffey is essentially harmless, he doesnt have a nasty streak that he needs to exorcise by being a troll. whiffeys trolls are quite amusing and funny, Im sure he would be welcomed in scotland, by the living and the dead :D

[cazzzz1975]

lol sense

[whiffey]

Well I am actually planning to visit Glasgow one day. I am not too hopeful on the language front but I think we will get by with grunts. I am going to take a map of Southern England with towns marked on it in crayon.

[caz247]

you are so not coming near glasgow lol we have enough nutters ta much

[cazzzz1975]

not even a "to be polite" welcome leg??

[whiffey]

Alright then, bumholes to Glasgow, what about Newcastle ? The Flying Scotsman stops there (briefly and warily).