ChatterBank8 mins ago
A free pint?
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn'have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!' Murphy replied, Don't worry - follow me.
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guiness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said, 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we'll be in? We havn't any money. Murphy replied with a smile, Don't worry, I have a plan,
Cheers!' They downed their drinks, then Murphy said, 'OK I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.' The barman noticed them, went berzerk, and threw them out.. They continued this, from pub to pub, geting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do this any more, I'm drunk and me knees are killin'me!' Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost thesausage at the third pub.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!' Murphy replied, Don't worry - follow me.
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guiness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said, 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we'll be in? We havn't any money. Murphy replied with a smile, Don't worry, I have a plan,
Cheers!' They downed their drinks, then Murphy said, 'OK I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.' The barman noticed them, went berzerk, and threw them out.. They continued this, from pub to pub, geting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do this any more, I'm drunk and me knees are killin'me!' Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost thesausage at the third pub.
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