facts of life

[Whickerman]

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"

"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"

[weeal]

ohhh you are bad lol

[Beads]

You rascal!! :)

Hi weeal!

[weeal]

Hi Beads, hows you hon

[Beads]

Not bad thanks weeal - it's officially half way through the working week now :) I answered your PM. For some reason I don't always receive the notifications ... nor does it tell me when my chums are online :(

How's you? Cough finally s0dded off? xx

[tiggerblue10]

PMSL!

Hi all xxx

[weeal]

apols to whickerman for yappin on his thread lol

ive bought stronger cough medicine tonight so it will may cure or kill lol

[Whickerman]

No worries - all yours weeal!

Feel better soon mind.

[Beads]

Awww that's nice Whickerman and hello to Tigger too. Well good luck with the cough medicine weeal.

Can you believe I couldn't remember where the jokes section was located to come back here - spend too much time in C'bank!

[sleepyj]

that took me a long time to get that one lol