I was sitting here quietly minding me own business on the answerbank.

[kp nonuts]

Trying to extort money out of you for me birthday.
When all of a sudden I felt a tugging on me big toe.

Apparantly the dog had found a loose thread of cotton on me sock and tried eating at (as dogs do) and must have got it caught round one of its fangs and tugged away on it.

Now I have a big hole in me sock.
Shall I tell him that he has buy me a new pair of socks for me birthday.

[kp nonuts]

Looks like we all on here are going to have to entertain you for the next two weeks then madmax.

[figure]

Knonuts someone has already generously offered to get you the car.

I had a surprise for you but since you asked I'll tell. I am getting you something better than a Jaguar - you are getting your very own yatch.

[kp nonuts]

Oh boy figs I love sailing first started on a wind surfer then went up to cats but have never had me own yatch.
Boy we have had some good times sailing across southend estuary to the pub on the other side and it can get scary out there as the waves do get very big believe it or not and you are also in the middle of a shipping lane going across there.

But when you get to the other side you can relax and have a few beers and wait for the tide to come back in so you can sail back again.

And believe it or not there is a sandbank out there that we have sat on at low tide and shared it with seals