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Gormless | 20:28 Tue 22nd Jan 2008 | ChatterBank
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Police stopped a man with a pig in the passenger seat.

Why have you got a pig in the passenger seat, it's not allowed, take him to the zoo at once.

Next day police stopped same man, no pig, what happened to the pig ? Man says we had so much fun at the zoo that I took him to Sainsburys and they shot him and sold him for bacon. Police said, why didn't you take him to the theatre ?

Good innit !
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Avatar Image cazzz1975
hmmm....
20:30 Tue 22nd Jan 2008
Avatar Image funnygirl
No!
20:30 Tue 22nd Jan 2008
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Avatar Image weeal
thats piggin awful by the way
20:31 Tue 22nd Jan 2008
Avatar Image Myriad2112
Stupid.
20:31 Tue 22nd Jan 2008
Avatar Image cazzz1975
that was funnier knobby ! :D
20:32 Tue 22nd Jan 2008
Avatar Image Beads
Not my cup of char Gormy.
20:34 Tue 22nd Jan 2008
Avatar Image funnygirl
Gormless, have you not got anything better??
Funnier even.
20:35 Tue 22nd Jan 2008
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Apparently I got the last part of the joke wrong and have just been roundly bollo**ed and excommunicated from MSN. Sainsburys are not involved and what actually happens is that the police stop the man again and the pig is STILL in the passenger seat and not missing. And the man says we had so much fun at the zoo that I took him to the theatre.
20:36 Tue 22nd Jan 2008
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Avatar Image Myriad2112
You somehow lost something in the vast gap between the post and the punchline.
20:38 Tue 22nd Jan 2008
Avatar Image funnygirl
Give up on the joke telling!!!
20:38 Tue 22nd Jan 2008
Avatar Image cazzz1975
aww never mind gormless, better luck next time !
20:39 Tue 22nd Jan 2008
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so, who shot the pig then?
22:02 Tue 22nd Jan 2008

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