Into the woods

[willprentice]

How far can a dog run into the woods?

[bernardo]

As far as the middle, beyond which point it would be running out again.

[IndieSinger]

What about a cat?

[dj_ajax]

How longs a piece of string?

[Angel41]

Half way then its on the way out again. How dumb do u think we are willprentice

[football]

The poor dog can run further into the woods than you.

[rekstout]

What if the dog ran in a spiral - then the dog could run into the woods for a far greater distance than the radius of the woods.

Or we could put it on a treadmill.

[IndieSinger]

It's a trick question - a dog can only run 1/16th of the way into the woods, at which point, it becomes a giraffe.

[IndieSinger]

If the question had have been, "How far can a tiger run into the woods?" then the answer would have been that it can only run 1/5th of the way, at which point the jungle evaporates and turns into a Birmingham nightclub.

You have to start thinking laterally, willprentice.

[Bob...]

if no one is there to hear it bark does it really exist.

[willprentice]

In response to dj_ajax' question 'how long is a bit of string' - twice as long as half its length! In response to Angel41 - judging by some of the responses as dumb a I thought in the first place!

[gerry]

What kind of dog is it?

[bernardo]

Careful Indie - you sound even weirder than me!

[DOB]

All those trees - its like doggie heaven

[peanut]

what color is the dog

[gerry]

If it was lets say a Doberman it would run alot faster than a corgi.

[Dazzler]

Just until it gets eaten by the bears

[dogcatcher]

as far as the end of the woods

[CromicWizard]

Until it meets a skunk and then it will return home.