A German, a Japanese and an Irishman are sitting in a jacuzzi. The German starts to beep. He presses his arm and explains to his colleagues that he has just received an email. He has had the latest microchip implanted under his skin. Ten minutes later the Japanese fella starts to buzz. He holds his hand to his ear, has a brief conversation then hangs up. The palm of his hand contains the latest phone he explains. Seamus feels a bit left out and gets out of the jacuzzi. He comes back in a bit, whistles loudly, then turns round to show his colleagues a long piece of toilet paper hanging out of his bum. "Jaysus would ye look at dat....oi've just received a fax."