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Mrwarpig is the same for shopping, its just not worth the hassle to bring him with me even when its for clothes for him. I once tried to buy him a pair of shoes and he wouldn't wear them because they sounded funny!!!!!!! FFS, sounded funny??????? I can assure you that I wasn't laughing! Mind you he seems to find it quite acceptable for me to hang around B & Q for hours while he appreciates the various attributes of each and every wall plug, screw, drill, drill bit zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, yawn!
As for the hotpants, I just let it all hang out.