Well, I think you are an absoluter rotter ! Fancing evicting a poor wee haggis out of her home and for what ? Just so you could sneak in there afterwards or even (heaven forbid) use the tin as a device for storing lost marbles or plots or even loose screws.... you should be ashamed of yourself... no wonder she is a bit off with you !
aarrrrgghhhh Pong dont eat it, they are vile and disgusting and make you shudder as soon as it hits your tongue. The texture is horrible and it tastes bleuurrggghhhhh