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[dustypuss]

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Do you think this service should be available on the NHS ?

[funnygirl]

What free sex???!!!!!

[redcrx]

do you remember the jokes about NHS glasses?
can you imagine what would be on offer?????

[funnygirl]

Big portly German women with a faint hint of a mustache and a whip!!! Five minutes sharp. This is for the men.

The women will get a choice of a Denzel Washington/David Beckham/Teddy Sherringham/Pierce Brosnan ( this was a quick poll in the office) lookalike and an appointment lasting 2 hours!!!!!

[4GS]

But if you had to wait up to 6 months for an appointment, wouldn't you women go off the boil so to speak?

[unrulyjulie]

funnygirl, i would only be interested in DB so can i have 8 hours with him please? Is that how it works or am i getting confuddled ;-) I do hope not cause that thought will keep me going .
4GS, well worth the wait in my opinion.oh and you say that as if we NEED men, why should we when we have anne summers ;-)

[4GS]

Jules, show me a vibrator that can remove a spider from the bath, or mow the lawn

[leg_end758]

Available now the flymo arachna dildo mark 1.

On sale in the sex boutique for �100 or im frre , well bottle of southern comfort and im easy.


D T H ?

[unrulyjulie]

errrr hate to break it to you 4GS but i mow my own lawn and even when my ex was here, i had to catch ALL the spiders cause he didnt like em. My 16 year old son is the same!!! I also do my own decorating, change the plugs, i have even re wired a light fitting . Ive fitted a carpet, plastered a big hole in the wall and next on my list is going downthe pub and sinking 15 pints before 9pm! :-) Who needs a man!

[4GS]

But can you pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time?

[unrulyjulie]

have a guess and i put shove a broom up me bum and sweep the floor at the same time ;-)

[leg_end758]

JUles now thats just wayyyy too kinky

anal from a broom??

youre sick



lmao

im leggin it

[unrulyjulie]

LOL best you do, you filthy minded man you! TUT TUT! multi taskin ;-)

[leg_end758]

No jules you mentioned it im merely commenting on your depravity.

[dustypuss]

unrulyjulie . sounds like u need a personal trainer . or the big portly German woman with the whip